Was It Somethin I Said?

Well, dang it all.  Looks like I upset one of them there hillbillies in Upper Hillbilly Terrace.  Yesiree, they don’t cotton to folks talkin bout usin Mr. KIP land.  They real upset cuz they didn’t know the answer to the Hillbilly Stumper:  What is it when you take something without the rightful owner’s permission?   Well, they so mad, they broke that board and ripped off that sign.

WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

WELL, I HAD NO IDEA I WAS UPSETTIN YOU FOLK BY ASKIN WHAT YOU DOIN WITH ALL THAT DARN JUNK BACK THERE ON MR. V.P. OF KENSINGTON ISLAND PROPERTIES LAND?  I HAD NO IDEA YOU WAS REAL TIGHT WITH MR. MCMAHON AND HE DONE GAVE ALL THAT PROPERTY TO YOU.  YOU MUST BE VERY SPECIAL.  I HEARD ANNE SAID HE LIKE A REAL PERSON.  WELL IF ANNE SAID IT – THEN IT BE THE TRUTH.  MY LORD, WHO’D A THOUGHT HE BE LIKE A REAL PERSON.  PRAISE THE LORD.

WHY I BET YOU’RE SO SPECIAL YOU KNOW THE WHOLE DANGED ALPHABET.  I BET YOU CAN SIGN YOUR WHOLE DANG NAME GIVEN ENOUGH TIME.

I WANT TO DO MY PART FOR YOU FOLK SO I GONNA PUT UP SOME NICE OLE SIGNS SO EVERYBODY COME SEE THE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH MR. KIP HIMSELF CALLS UNION BAY.

LORDY, LORDY, YOU GONNA BE SO SURPRISED.  YOU CAN SEE THE FINE DEVELOPMENT ON DISPLAY IF YOU JUST TAKE THE ACCESS ROAD BY THE BLUE HOUSE FOR SALE ON TAPPIN AND IT WILL TAKE YOU ROUND TO WHAT THE LOCALS CALL “UNION BAY DISNEYLAND”.

YE HAW DADDY (that’s a Hillbilly joke – they just guess at Daddy).

Then there be two incidences with a youngin.  Got all straightened out once that nice police officer had me play the recording to him over the phone.  Police officer heard that youngin lyin. I sure hope I has a house in the mornin cuz you don’t wanna be pissin off them Hillbillies now do ya?

It be a big day here in Union Bay.  It be Bay Day.

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